Naked I Take Your Money I: The Relater

I laid down onstage in front of the foot guy because I was tired, then put my ankles around his neck in an awkward gesture of customer engagement. There was a little bar separating us that some girls would crawl over to twerk in the guy’s face. Personally I’m just not that spry and never really saw the point. I can look slutty enough from inside the box, thank you.

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